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John Mulaney as he's meant to be heard by It sounds like he's on a 1935's variety show now too

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I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.

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Lost dog reunites with his owner after being apart for 3 years 😭

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I WOULD DIE FOR JORGE

LMS if you would die for Jorge

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Please, read till the end! I loved this story. So great. I laughed, I cried, I shit my pants. This needs to be shared. This is exactly what you need on the eve of Halloween

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lol this is like the only time you want a white lady calling the cops

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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works 
reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

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